NJ Senator Jon Corzine thanks the director and treasurer of "Foreign Men with Short Scraggly Beards" for their endorsement. The group gave the endorsement after the senator and his mother donated $37,000 each to their "Towel and Linen" PAC.
"The flowers were originally intended for my wife...err...ex-wife.....errr.....George Norcross...I am sorry sahib, this is an emotionally difficult moment for me and it's so difficult to put into words what I feel....I have a dowry of all the Democrat bosses of New Jersey to give to you along with a great heard of donkeys...will you marry me my love and let me kiss your stinky toes?"
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My what a big chair you have!
Bless me Father, for I have sinned...
Had your ears done, you have.
"Ah Grasshopper, you may indeed touch yourself when taking the oath as governor."
I think you and Sen. Byrd use the same tailor.....
Orange you glad to see me?
NJ Senator Jon Corzine thanks the director and treasurer of "Foreign Men with Short Scraggly Beards" for their endorsement. The group gave the endorsement after the senator and his mother donated $37,000 each to their "Towel and Linen" PAC.
"The flowers were originally intended for my wife...err...ex-wife.....errr.....George Norcross...I am sorry sahib, this is an emotionally difficult moment for me and it's so difficult to put into words what I feel....I have a dowry of all the Democrat bosses of New Jersey to give to you along with a great heard of donkeys...will you marry me my love and let me kiss your stinky toes?"
This is what happens when a political hack attempts to "curry" favor with his constituents....
What a moron
"Of course I know the Mothra Song."
"I am Godzilla, fly to me my Rhodan."
"Do you have any pictures of Raymond Burr? He was such a hottie."
"But you look Japanese."
"I came all this way Tibet and there is no casino????"
"Your Highness, I have a hot tip on some ENRON stock that I would like to share with you."
Pretty helpful material, thanks so much for the article.
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